Drive By Flashers
Apparently this isn't as common to every woman as it is to me, but the common theme in my life, since the age of 10, is that if a car is going to drive by me, and I can see into the seat, assuming the driver is a male, he might be waving his penis at me.
Yes. I just said that.
Not even a joke.
Here is the first of many stories.
When I was 10, my best friend Anna and I were roller skating in the neighborhood. Yes. Roller Skates. When we got to a flat part, a car, an older, possibly two door, grey car, with no license plate, pulled over. As though the driver were going to ask for directions.
Before we could react, a man, probably in his 40s, with dark hair and a dark beard, waved his foot long erection at us, and drove off. Leaving us afraid, Speechless, In Shock.
What the hell?
We skated as fast as we could to the nearest known neighbor. A classmate. Stephen Griffith. The stopper broke off the front of my left skate as we raced to call for help. Stephen said we were stupid (in not so many words) and we had to go find help elsewhere.
We finally made it to Anna's house. Her mother called the police. As far as I know, they never caught the guy. My innocent world crumbled before me, and the dark sick reality of life hit me at that moment.
The very next year, less than 12 months later, we (Anna and I) were in Washington, DC with classmates for an overnight field trip. A pigeon pooped on Anna. And while we rode in the tour bus, a red pickup truck, with a bed cover, lined with pornographic images pulled up beside us. The man was skinny and had a small dick. I remember that. And he was a red head. Did he also have a beard ? i think so.
So there you have it. Only 11 years old and already twice the victim of indecent exposure.
I wish I could state that it stopped there.
The following summer, still only 11 years old, I was riding my bike to swim practice and the chain fell off. A white Cadillac drove by me. The car had Tennessee plates. My neighbor down the street, his father had the same car with Tennessee plates. i didn't think twice about it, fixed the chain on my bike, and as I was getting back on, the same car drove by again, this time, letting it all fly out, literally. I rode to Anna's house again (because my parents were at work) and asked her mom to call the police and report it. I probably went on to swim practice.
Three Counts of indecent exposure, all within about 12 months time.
I'm not sure what happened next. There were more incidents. I recall once yelling at a man once I hit my 20s, "It isn't even that big".
Is my face posted on a website somewhere with a big number of points? Do I match some "flasher" criteria?
But here is what happened next...
Fast forward to my current age (35). It was just before Christmas, and I was in the Target parking lot. As you can imagine, the lot is quite full, and traffic to exit was stopped in places. I ran in to make a return and then quickly back to my car. I didnt' even grab my phone because it was a quick in and out, so i left it in the center console. On the way back to my car, a young male drove by me, waving his penis at me. Panic, Shock, all those feelings flood back.
You see, once this happens to you, you will relive every incident over again. Those feelings of helplessness and just shock. Pure Shock. What the Fuck. Yes, i said this out loud. Turned on my heels knowing i didn't have a phone, but what i did have was a photographic memory *unfortunate in some instances. And i memorized his plates. Turned again, walked to my car and grabbed my phone, walked back to his license plate and took pictures. Yup. I got the assholes plates because he was stuck in holiday traffic, just seconds after waving his dick around.
See how he wouldn't even look over to the side. He knew he was busted
http://wakemugshots.com/kyle-thomas-garrison-5/Looks totally normal doesn't he? Don't let the photo fool you. He's been arrested FIVE times in the last few years
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